oops. 

tipsyology sent: pftttt. tactless as ever. whatd you do, fall asleep on me last night?? not that i have anywhere to talk. how are you anyways? <33

some people like to sleep, you know.

pretty good, i guess. chillin’ with dave and cal, not doing anything super important. you know how i do.

how about you, babe?

tipsyology sent: ahaha yes basically i am oookay with this. <33 but yes your place would be nice because yanno its where you always are mm besides im p sure youd love to see me on your bed

no denial there. 

tipsyology sent: yesss because you know thats the best like omg look at those two adults being all pda and such we cannot have this. heheh though maybe we can just take it back to your place, this time?? bites lip

they can piss off if they don’t like it. it’s going to be our god damn night god dammit.

mine? no problem. whatever you want, lalonde.

tipsyology sent: le sigh fine ill just pout at you before dinner and during so we can just show off and make everyone jealous and ill stay sober as possible and itll be positively perrrrfect yanno?? ahh god now ive just gotta find a dress. its been awhile since ive seen you all dressed up so <3 ill just make sure to wear my best panties for you hm?

sounds like a good deal to me. make up for what we didn’t do as teenagers, obnoxiously making out and being lovey-dovey in public.

i’m sure you’ll look great in whatever you pick out, dear. besides, it’s not like they’d be staying on for long after we go back to your place. <3

tipsyology sent: ugh no way im not even that drunk jeeesus. dont make me pout when i wanna just talk to your beautiful self

i’m glad you think i’m beautiful, babe, but clearly you’ve got me beat there. 

but see you admit you’re drunk.

now quit pouting, you can pout all you want saturday evening and get kisses in return.

it’s kind of hard sending kisses via text, you know.